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DNA Source-Code === /* HUMAN_DNA.H * * Human Genome * Version 2.1 * * (C) God */ /* Revision history: * * 0000-00-01 00:00 1.0 Adam. * 0000-00-02 10:00 1.1 Eve. * 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit * messy * will require a rewrite later on to make it * neater. * 0017-03-12 03:14 1.3 Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code * from * elephant-dna.c * 0145-10-03 16:33 1.4 Removed tail. * 1115-00-31 17:20 1.5 Shortened forearms, expanded brain case. * 2091-08-20 13:56 1.6 Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine. * 2501-04-09 14:04 1.7 Minor cosmetic improvements skin colour made * darker to match my own image. * 2909-07-12 02:21 1.8 Dentition inadequate; added extra wisdom teeth. * Must remember to make mouth bigger to * Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate. * 4501-12-31 14:18 1.9 Increase average height. * 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high population * density, to try and slow the overpopulation * problem. * 6004-11-04 16:11 2.1 Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of * CD. */ /* Standard definitions */ #define SEX male #define HEIGHT 1.84 #define MASS 68 #define RACE caucasian /* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files. * * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper * inheritance features. */ #include "mother.h" #include "father.h" #infndef FATHER #warn("Father unknown guessing ") #include "bastard.h" #endif /* Set up sex-specific functions and variables */ #include /* Kludged code Ill re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper * library sometime soon. */ struct genitals { #ifdef MALE Penis *jt; #endif /* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */ #ifdef FEMALE Vagina *p; #endif /* Initialization bootstrap routine called before DNA duplication. * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers */ DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *); /* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE * * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism * to display at birth. * * Will be improved later to make output less ugly. */ Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i); ...and so on.
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Wann begannen Sie sich fuer Maedchen zu interessieren? fragte der JournalistCharli Chaplin ueber seine Jugend aus. Der Komiker,spontan: Nachdem ich dahintergekommen bin,das sie keine Jungen sind.
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"In den Ferien sind wir auf Loch Ness gesegelt." "Und wie wars?" "Ungeheuerlich."
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